Monday, July 28, 2014

Creepy Crawlies and Things That Go Squish in the Night



I came to Africa knowing that I am not a big “bug” fan.  I am not terrified of them.  I just don’t really like them.  Granted, I had fun making my “bug” collection in high school and I CAN appreciate their contribution to society – circle of life and all.  But if we could figure out a way to get rid of them without destroying the environment, I would be okay with that.  Lying on the clinic floor the other night at midnight, bugs crawling all over, I began thinking about what I DO NOT like about these little creatures…

So in NO particular order, here is a top ten list of my least favorite little creepy crawlies……

1.       Ants – Africa seems to have an abundance of ants.  Some are tiny and are quite large.  We currently have a nest of red sugar ants in our kitchen under the counter (which we thought we had gotten rid of but rediscovered yesterday when I inadvertently flooded the kitchen floor by leaving a faucet on.  When the water ran under the counter, it pushed out lots of these big red ants with their eggs – NASTY!)  

      There are also driver ants – which are black ants that travel in thick lines.  There are little ones and big soldier ants that form tunnels over the rest of them.  They are very destructive to anything in their paths.  They have been known to eat chickens and other animals live and strip their bones bare.  If you get in the middle of them, watch out.  Sometimes they crawl up your legs until they hit a tight spot – i.e. a belt or something – and then they bite!  And they hurt – and they are hard to detach from your body.  I am told that in the past, people used to use the big soldier ants as sutures – they would place the ant on a cut, let it bite down, and then pop off the body – leaving the pinchers and head in place until the cut healed.   
      
       Driver ants are prevalent during the rainy season.  (It can be kind of funny – in a sadistic sort of way – to watch someone else who wandering unknowingly into driver ants – people will strip off their clothes in no time flat to get the little biting things off them!)  The other day, they were all over our back porch- and starting to come into the house. (We can often tell when driver ants are around because we see crickets, spiders, and other insects in abundance on the walls, trying to get away from the ants.)  If we weren’t at home, they would be welcome to come through my house, and clean out any rodents or roaches that might be present. However, we were home, so were less interested in that prospect.

2.       Spiders – I can do some spiders.  We have a big wall spider that lives on our bathroom and I know he eats mosquitoes.  I don’t bother him and he doesn’t bother me.  I do not, however, like spiders who scurry at me, or whose eyes reflect back at me when I am walking at night.  Some spiders here get very large- as big as your hand.  I also am not a big fan of the webs they leave in my house – it ruins the decor! I have woken up before with a line of spider bites across my body.

3.       Centipedes – These also seems to come out during the rains.  Sometimes we find piles of hundreds of these nasty little things.  They come into the house and leave a bad odor when you kill them.  (One of them was approaching my head as I was lying on a plastic sheet on the dirty clinic floor the other night – waiting for a baby delivery.  I quickly smashed it, but had to live with the lingering smell for a while.)

4.       Mosquitos – thankfully we don’t have many mosquitoes in our house.  At night, we sleep under nets to keep them away.  But the clinic is another matter.  I have been there two times at night recently in the rainy season for baby deliveries and the mosquitoes are horrible.  They bite constantly and they buzz in your ears.  When Lizzy and I were there the first night, she got over 30 bites on one foot alone.  So now I carry bug spray in my baby delivery bag – I am fairly certain that is not standard protocol in the developed world!  On top of that, they carry malaria, which kills so many people here.

5.       Other flying insects – Can’t stand little flying bugs that fly into your eyes or ears at night.  These also bring out bats – another creature that I CANNOT stand – especially when you are outside at night and can feel the wind created by them flying by your face!)

6.       Grasshoppers – These little things are wreaking havoc on our garden.  They need to go away!

7.       Caterpillars – Black caterpillars are all over right now.  They will sting you with their hairs if you touch them.  As a kid growing up in Africa, we were told – and put into practice- that if you were stung by a caterpillar, you should cut it open and rub the guts on the sting.  It seemed to work, though I must say that the thought grosses me out as an adult!  On top of eating my garden, they come in the house, and if you step in them, their guts stain the floor for a LONG time! 

8.       Worms – worms are disgusting, especially when they are coming out of a person, crawling under their skin where you can see them and trace their path, or crawling across the whites of people’s eyes.  Enough said!

9.       Flies – Flies are just gross!  You can see them landing on poop – and then they land in our house, on our food.  They are abundant in the clinic – where people come in with festering sores.  We are also having rodent problems in the clinic, so Sana put out rat poison, which was effective, but the rodent died somewhere we could not see, and is currently decaying there – leaving a horrible smell and drawing all kinds of flies!  One day, I was helping to take care of a little girl who had burns covering at least half of her body.  We washed her and bandaged her.  The smell was overwhelming and the flies were everywhere.  The person I was with asked me to pray for healing for her – so I did.  As I opened my mouth to start praying, a fly flew in and I swallowed it.  It gagged me – thinking about where that fly had landed first!

.  .    Toads and frogs – Not a big fan of toads.  Whenever I see one, I look around for a snake following it – trying to catch and eat it.  That is likely from watching too many National Geographic shows.  It is unnerving at night.  Frogs are not so bad.  In fact, I find tree frogs quite cute.  However, I had a rather bad experience with one the other night.  I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and discovered a tree frog on the wall in our hallway.  Not sure how he ended up there – as he was a long way from a tree of any kind.  Since I think they are cute, I decided to spare his life, so picked up a trash can so I could move him into it and carry him outside. 

       By this time, Hannah was also awake so I asked her to help me.  We got him in the bucket, and I was feeling quite benevolent as I carried him to the back door.  I opened it to let him out and suddenly felt a nasty squish under my heel.  I picked up my foot and we discovered the tree frog – now quite flat and flailing about – on the rug.  Apparently he had jumped out when I was not looking and landed right where I was about to step.  If you have never stepped on a frog in the middle of the night in your bare feet, I DON’T recommend it.  It is quite a disgusting feeling – I have to say. 

       I was so grossed out and was begging Hannah – who was laughing hysterically, to please get me something to wipe the guts off.  We flipped him off the rug and he was immediately eaten by a cat.  Turning back down the hall, we found another frog.  Strange, because we have never had a frog in the house before – and here we had 2!   I made Hannah carry that one in a bucket – though, because of her prior knowledge about the jumping abilities of tree frogs and her bare feet – continuously tapped on the bucket with a shoe to keep it in.  We were congratulating ourselves for releasing it without incident – watching it hop away – when BAM, it was snatched by another kitten.  Circle of life, I suppose!

Anyway, try as I might to appreciate the good they do, I would be a happy woman if my daily life didn’t not involve any of the aforementioned creatures – especially in the dark!

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